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so I raise a morphine toast to you all. and, should you happen to remember, it's the anniversary of my birth. remember that you were loved by me, and that you made my life a happy one. and there's no tragedy in that.

in between jobs, Sam and Dean would sometimes get a day, sometimes a week if they were lucky. they’d pass the time lining their pockets. Sam used to insist on honest work, but now he hustles pool, like his brother. they could go anywhere and do anything. they drove a thousand miles for an ozzy show, two days for a jayhawks game. and when it was clear, they’d park her in the middle of nowhere, sit on the hood and watch the stars…for hours…without…saying a word. it never occurred to them, that sure, maybe they never really had a roof and four walls…but they were never, in fact homeless.

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wincesticles:

Dearest Student Anon,

First, you are my student, don’t deny this. Your attempt was glorious, but you were doomed from the beginning. Here’s why:

You did not take the course BBC Sherlock is Actually About Gay Men (And One Gay Woman) 101. This is apparent by the lack of homosexuality.

The only thing Moriarty is aroused by is skinning things and Moran.

Irene is only not gay for Sherlock.

“She was exhausted from their nights activities” by which you mean gossiping and baking.

“He lowered the gun. Irene ceased her trembling as she felt a sigh of relief until Jim Moriarty raised his arm once again and pulled the trigger. Boom. Dead” by which you mean he killed the spider on the wall behind Irene’s head.

Then they talked about Sherlock and how much of a bag of dicks he is.

And then the next day Moran picked Moriarty up and they did it in their minivan.

Shh, it’s a minivan for disguise reasons.

Who is going to expect the two deadliest men around to be driving a minivan?

Psh, no one, that’s who.

I hope you learned some valuable things. Until then, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.